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The Geography of a Woman:
Between 18 and 20, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half-wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30, a woman is like ...
Old Men Getting Old:
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?'
Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.'
'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?' (Read the rest at...)
Jeff Foxworthy on Colorado:
( It was only a matter of time before Jeff Foxworthy took a couple of shots at Colorado!)
You are a Coloradoan if .............
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The Wooden Bowl
I guarantee you will remember the tale of the Wooden Bowl tomorrow, a week from now, a month from now, even several years from now.
A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and four-year old grandson...
Obituary of the late Mr. Common Sense
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as...
Software Firm Makes Leap in Communication
OSLO, Norway (AP) - Norway's Opera Software ASA couldn't resist the temptation of an April Fool's joke heralding a breakthrough in peer-to-peer communications.
The company said it has developed...
South Carolina Ghost Tale
This happened about a month ago just outside a little town in the low country of South Carolina, and while it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's real.
This guy was on the side of the road hitchhiking...
Dear Dog and Cat,
When I say to move, it means to go someplace else, not Switch positions with each other so there are still two of you in the way.
The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain...
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